Here it is, my last recap of the Almighty Johnsons Season 1. Will the Norse gods finally get their powers back? Will Axl and Eva get along? Will the mystery of who pays for Zeb and Axl’s rent finally be answered? Will Anders stop being a douche? Will Ty and Dawn’s romance blossom into full
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NOTE: If you like this show, thank a World War II veteran. The Germans would have no patience for Christopher Meloni. Richard Belzer and Ice-T are essentially the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the SVU Universe (SVUniverse if you want to be an idiot, and Rosenmunch and Guilden-T if you want to be what’s wrong with
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The Johnsons brothers aka the Norse gods in human form are searching for Frigg so they can get their full powers back. Last time some stuff happened. Axl, Olaf, and Anders finally saw the goddesses face to face. They met Thor. He’s a big drunk dummy and bad dad. Ty, who I just realized might
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NOTE: In last week’s column I alleged a burlap sack full of gerbils wrote and illustrated Batman comics. I’d like to apologize to the gerbils. I am friends with a gerbil named Rowdy Roddy Piper and I do not want to come off as a gerbilphobe. DC Comics’ output would be much improved if more
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If you haven’t seen at least one commercial featuring a Lego Batman cracking wise to any number of other Lego characters, you either live under a rock or do something else with your free time other than watch television (damn you, productive people, damn you to hell!). However, if you are like most Americans, nerds,
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