The Deliver The Profile boys are back in 2026 to cover Season 2’s “Revelations”, which obviously is part 2 to “The Big Game”‘s part 1. James Van Der Beek has Reid captive and the kid’s having tragic backstory-relevant flashbacks amidst the torture. JJ freaks out on Morgan, Prentiss is a cool cucumber and Hotch definitely
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It’s “The Big Game”, because for legal reasons CBS cannot call it the Super Bowl. We can though, so fuck it. After the Super Bowl, a couple is murdered for having too many possessions. The culprit is someone named Raphael, meaning either an archangel or a ninja turtle is committing heinous crimes. This episode also
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1X13 “YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL” Ronnie: This is an important episode, which seems absurd to say when the logline is Night Man impersonates a wrestler to prove another wrestler didn’t commit a murder. But it is, because “You Are Too Beautiful” was written by Steve Englehart, creator of the Night Man comic book. Steve Englehart
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In this episode of Criminal Minds, the BAU goes rat hunting in “Internal Affairs”, even though it’s a different branch of government and all the conflict about policing your own is lost. Didn’t we see The Departed, anyone? This is all part of the Season 11 Dirty Dozen we are obligated to cover it eventually,
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Criminal Minds, in “Full Tilt Boogie” from Season 13, addresses the opioid epidemic plaguing America’s (white) communities the same way it addresses every societal issue in its purview: poorly. Learn what an Mhm is in the latest episode of Deliver The Profile, your stalwart defense against the forces of bad procedural television.
