Deliver The Profile Episode 103: Let’s Go Plane Time Soon

It’s a truth self-evident that ride sharing services such as Uber and Lyft exist only to rape and kill. (And that’s just what they do to their employees/independent contractors/jail cover! Womp womp.) Criminal Minds puts that into practice with “Drive”, a Season 11 yawner in which a driver is killing people. Or is he merely
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Deliver The Profile Episode 102: Jamie Kennedy Returns

The Brewers lost to the fucking Dodgers and life is meaningless. But you don’t care about that, do you? You care about the new episode of DELIVER THE PROFILE! This time it’s an entry into uncharted waters: Season 13! Who are all these new people? Why did Paget Brewster get replaced by a pod person?
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Deliver The Profile Episode 101: Home Improvement

It’s back to normal for Deliver The Profile, as Ronnie and Jazz discuss “Closing Time”, a boring episode of vanilla CM that doesn’t even have the courtesy to use either the Semisonic song or even the instrumental off Tom Waits’ album of same name. Boring normalcy is the point, though, as “Closing Time” is a
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Deliver The Profile Episode 100: Juking

Here it is! After nearly three years, Deliver The Profile (your ONLY Criminal Minds podcast) hits 100 episodes! Except we also did episodes that didn’t count in the official numbering. Forget those! It’s NUMBER ONE HUNDRED, BABY! We’re hoping the milestone distracts from the fact that it’s an episode of the Jack Garrett Imperialism Power
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