This week Sammi and Beau get a reprieve in the form of the crackling onscreen chemistry between Renee Zellweger and Colin Firth in 2001’s ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary,’ a loose homage to Jane Austen’s ‘Pride and Prejudice.’ This week the only yelling is over how superhuman Colin Firth’s eye acting is and Hugh Grant’s questionable attributes,
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It’s the holiday season, and since the boys blew through all the Criminal Minds holiday episodes, that means it’s time to see how the Ninja Turtles were crowbarred into the season! Why would anyone want to watch the Turtles sing? Why is Leonardo a racist now? What the hell is Splinter? Also: your hosts open
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Listen as Ronnie and Jazz do their best to talk about anything other than Season 2’s “P911″! They talk crash test dummies, they talk Maury, they talk about a lot of issues that distract from the episode’s gross pedophilia. Who gives a fuck if Elle is back at work? Is this Katie Cole meant to
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In this episode, Sammi and Beau are joined by guest Karolinn to wonder why this movie was made, why any movies are made, what is the meaning of art, and why is that pool table inside a black void? Revisit 1995 by way of 2003 with us in ‘Pride & Prejudice: A Latter-Day Comedy,’ a retelling
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You’ve been waiting for it: Ronnie and Jazz talk shit about Martin Luther King Jr. Er, wait, no, start again. You’ve been waiting for it: Episode of 50 of Deliver The Profile! It’s a lavish affair; Jazz is drinking a beer and Ronnie is drinking tap water. “If The Shoe Fits” is about a woman
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