Hello, my name is Ronnie Gardocki. I am an orphan who writes about Law & Order in exchange for cheese sandwiches and wine. Law & Order, much like The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, is one of those American cultural institutions that will inspire a number of shitty thinkpieces on websites like Salon.com when it’s
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Syfy channel is famous for a few things; original films, the Battlestar Galacica reboot, and reruns of other shows. Recently it started airing the New Zealand show, the Almighty Johnsons. I know I’m a little late on this, they started airing it in July. So I will cover two episodes at a time. Five seconds
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Out of all the many reasons I could recommend the movie How to Train Your Dragon 2, there is a single reason that made me happy sitting in the theater as I watched it- this is a movie with friggin’ dragons in it. Out of all the mythical creatures in cinema, especially with the Harry
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X-Men: Days of Future Past landed in cinemas last week, and on the face of America, selling either a bunch of tickets to a lot of people, or a lot of tickets to a few people going again and again. The movie made major bank, cheese, dough, ching, whatever. Rotten Tomatoes and the people who
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You can’t even imagine how excited I am for it to be a week from now. In the words of Darth Vader, “It will be a day long remembered.” Or days, plural, to be more exact. See, next week I’m taking one of those things called a day off (well, a day and a half),
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