If there’s one thing I love more than procedural police fiction in which writers use current events as an outline for scripts, it’s horror movies. Not many are very good, yet bad horror movies are much more fun to watch than shitty comedies or shitty Holocaust dramas. In the malaise-filled days during my college education,
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A Batman show without Batman…yet. That could pretty much sum up the new show Gotham which started airing on the Fox network Mondays this week. Check your local listings. You know, for the bat-time and bat-channel. Ever since Smallville premiered on the WB (now the CW), fanboys were clamoring for a crossover with the caped
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NOTE: Last week, Law & Ordocki referred to Richard Belzer as “the world’s greatest sex machine”. This was incorrect; in fact, Kris Kristofferson is “the world’s greatest sex machine”. Richard Belzer is “Connecticut’s greatest sex machine, 1973-1978, 1980, 1983″. We apologize for the error. Law & Order: Criminal Intent is easily the least self-assured of
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It took me eight months to watch the second installment of The Hobbit film series. The movie, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, came out December 2013, and I finally watched it a couple of weeks ago on HBO. The reason it took so long is because I really didn’t like the first installment, The
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Hello, my name is Ronnie Gardocki. I am an orphan who writes about Law & Order in exchange for cheese sandwiches and wine. Law & Order, much like The Simpsons and Saturday Night Live, is one of those American cultural institutions that will inspire a number of shitty thinkpieces on websites like Salon.com when it’s
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