Deliver The Profile Episode 151: New Model No. 15

Well, we’ve come to it: Season 15. The end of the line. Ronnie and Jazz go long with the two-headed premiere of “Under the Skin” and “Awakenings”, which is variously about men’s chests, bad impersonations, lesbianism, unrequited love, face ripping and a terrible Iggy Pop cover. The hosts try to keep their sanity by discussing
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Deliver The Profile Minisode 2: Criminal Minds Talks The Talk

What’s this? A bonus? Yes, Virginia, there is a minisode of Deliver The Profile! In case you don’t remember, minisodes are episodes that are an hour or less that don’t cover a specific CM show. This time Ronnie and Jazz are assaulted by the catastrophic series of choices that is Criminal Minds going on THE
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Deliver The Profile Episode 150: Threats of Romance

Here it is, episode 150 of Deliver The Profile! What better way to celebrate this milestone than covering the risible Season 14 finale, “Truth or Dare”! Who the hell is this unsub actor and is he actually the worst thespian ever? Who the fuck wanted the possibility of a J.J./Reid romance? Spoilers, by the way:
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Deliver The Profile Episode 149: Mutilation Is the Most Sincere Form of Flattery

Close the book on 2019 with the final Deliver The Profile of the year! On this eve of New Year’s Ronnie and Jazz discuss a pivotal Season 14 episode, “Chameleon”! The unsub of the episode, The Chameleon, is promised to play a pivotal role in Criminal Minds’ final season (starting January 8th), so this is
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