Deliver The Profile Episode 137: Going Off The Rails On The Unsub Express

Origins Month enters its second week as Ronnie and Jazz try to do anything but discuss “Derailed”, aka the train episode. More a hostage negotiation than an exciting adventure on the rails, “Derailed” is an attempt at an Elle episode that goes sideways when the writers realize they have nothing to say about a woman.
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Deliver The Profile Episode 136: The Who Is A British Rock And Roll Band

September means Deliver The Profile is doing Origins Month, aka a month of covering Season 1 of Criminal Minds. “Won’t Get Fooled Again” is the third ever episode of the series and it goes so far as to resolve the trauma that set up Mandy Patinkin’s character in the first place. We’re dealing with a
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Deliver The Profile Episode 135: Toshiro Garrett

For the finale of CHILDREN IN PERIL month, Ronnie and Jazz tackle Beyond Borders Season 1 finale “Paper Orphans”. Set in Haiti, the episode is about a couple keen on adopting a Haitian boy lose their biological child during the night. But the hosts spend most of their time on tangents regarding spinoffs, Jack Garrett’s
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Deliver The Profile Episode 134: Scenes from a Mall

We’ve got another kid in peril on our hands in “Seven Seconds”, a Season 3 episode from that weird period between Gideon’s departure and Rossi’s arrival. The entire thing takes place in a mall, basically, and that means one thing: arcade games! Because it’s 1994. It at least gives Ronnie the opportunity to talk about
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Deliver The Profile Episode 133: Gabby Gabby Hey

Kids In Peril Month rolls on as it’s time for Once Upon A Time…in Hollywood star Julia Butters to get kidnapped and for the BAU to learn an important lesson about disruption adoption. Or something. It’s Mississippi, Los Angeles and the unsub or unsubs belong more on Justified than on Criminal Minds, so take what
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