It has been almost 100 episodes since we checked in on S.W.A.T., Shemar Moore’s post-Criminal Minds show, and we thought it’d be a good time to do so in the afterglow of Criminal Minds Season 18. Vacation for Deliver The Profile involves watching Shawn Ryan’s dumbest show bedevil us with incomprehensibly awesome and stupid storytelling.
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It’s over! It’s finally over…until the next season, that is. “The Disciple” finishes up the Voit’s Disciple arc of the show, and boy is it underwhelming. We never expected to be whelmed but Jesus. The boys vent their spleens over the stupid shit in Season 18 and the series generally. It’s almost two hours, folks!
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The penultimate episode of the season is upon us with the confusingly titled “CollateRal”. No, we never learn with the R is upper case. This furthers the gang’s investigation into The Disciple, who wants Voit back as a killer and will do anything necessary to accomplish that, including Halloween IIing a hospital. Also: Coffin Kyle
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Things like “plot progression” grind to a halt in favor of a coma fantasy about Tara Lewis’ committment issues. Gag me with a fucking spoon. “Tara” is not the worst episode of the series or even the season, but the paucity of inspiration is palpable.
Do not watch this episode if you hate spiders like a little girl hates spiders. Do listen as Ronnie and Jazz try to make sense of the latest episode of Criminal Minds: Evolution, which does end with Evan Delray and a slightly more important character SHOT IN THE PARKING GARAGE LIKE DOGS. “…All The Devils
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