It’s “The Big Game”, because for legal reasons CBS cannot call it the Super Bowl. We can though, so fuck it. After the Super Bowl, a couple is murdered for having too many possessions. The culprit is someone named Raphael, meaning either an archangel or a ninja turtle is committing heinous crimes. This episode also
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In this episode of Criminal Minds, the BAU goes rat hunting in “Internal Affairs”, even though it’s a different branch of government and all the conflict about policing your own is lost. Didn’t we see The Departed, anyone? This is all part of the Season 11 Dirty Dozen we are obligated to cover it eventually,
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Criminal Minds, in “Full Tilt Boogie” from Season 13, addresses the opioid epidemic plaguing America’s (white) communities the same way it addresses every societal issue in its purview: poorly. Learn what an Mhm is in the latest episode of Deliver The Profile, your stalwart defense against the forces of bad procedural television.

Here it is: the LAST episode EVER of Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders. Don’t worry, we’ve still got like five episodes left to do, but this is chronologically the last one. It has everything: an evil clown, William Forsythe, Russia, ballerinas, an agent shot in the line of duty, and, of course, an “Everything’s Okay” dinner.
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Deliver The Profile celebrates its 10th year on the air with “Dorado Falls”, a paranoid thriller about an ex-soldier who thinks his family has been replaced by impostors. Also, Morgan makes Prentiss do extra training because he’s a dick. Thanks for listening, if you’re a longtime fan or if this is your first time.