NEW SEASON! NEW SEASON! NEW SEASON ALERT! That means the Boys are knee deep in Evolution; “Swimmer’s Calculus” is about a drowning unsub. Voit is also recovering from his stabbing at the end of last season. Tyler Green doesn’t get to have a gun. All that and a trigger warning makes for a definite hour
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It’s the last episode of Deliver The Profile…until the new season of Criminal Minds, that is. Don’t think you got off that easily, kids. In “The Forever People” the BAU uncovers a cult that freezes people to do…something. Walt Disney? Ted Williams? Whatever. Also, JJ relives her torture from last season by hallucinating guys and
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In “A Place at the Table” the BAU have to solve a dinner massacre by interviewing suspects and finding out who is the most sus. Is it the son’s boyfriend, the daughter’s boyfriend, or DILLON? Meanwhile, Hotch runs afoul of an elderly man as he is tasked with taking care of his infirm and Alzheimer’s
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Ever wanted to know Garcia’s origin story? Too bad, you’re hearing it anyway. In “The Black Queen”, Garcia must regress to her past persona to help solve a case of someone killing prostitutes and the computer world is involved somehow. In the midst of this we get to meet Garcia’s ex-boyfriend, aka the worst person
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Deliver The Profile takes on the apocalypse in “The Bunker”, wherein somebody’s kidnapping women based on the…proximity to the doomsday clock? That can’t be right. Yet it is, and it results in one of the dumbest episodes ever, with some of the dumbest dialogue ever. Wait for it and you’ll know.
