In a break from Criminal Minds: Evolution protocol, “I’m Fine, It’s Fine. Everything is Fine” almost tells a complete story like the good old days when the show was a bad procedural instead of a bad serialized show. Someone posing as an EMT is abducting women and taking their skin, and readers of Ronnie’s Night
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Hit the road, Will, and don’t you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more. “Time To Say Goodbye” covers Will’s funeral and everyone is very sad. Which is weird because this episode marks a blink and miss it return from none other than THW GUBE himself, Spencer Reid. Witness his 90 seconds
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The second episode of Evolution Season 2 introduces an unsub called The Zookeeper. (Hence the episode title “The Zookeeper”.) Those wishing for Kevin James will be sorely disappointed, because it’s a different fat guy altogether. Voit continues to (pretend to?) be simple, Rossi makes promises he can’t keep, and at the end SOMEONE DIES. Other
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We’re crossing the streams with a Deliver the Profile/Thrawnderdome coproduction! Speaking of referencing other, more famous media, Ronnie and Daniel discuss Joss Whedon’s ill-starred X-Men ripoff superhero ensemble drama HBO-to-Tubi original series The Nevers. Sparkless writing, dodgy special effects, weak load-bearing premises, behind the scenes disgrace, The Nevers had it all! So how did it
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NEW SEASON! NEW SEASON! NEW SEASON ALERT! That means the Boys are knee deep in Evolution; “Swimmer’s Calculus” is about a drowning unsub. Voit is also recovering from his stabbing at the end of last season. Tyler Green doesn’t get to have a gun. All that and a trigger warning makes for a definite hour
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