Drum roll please! The event everyone has been waiting for, or at least that one guy who reads my stuff every week, is here! The super important thing I’ve been waiting to talk about for a couple of months, and have teased for a few weeks, and a subject I have thought about for years
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Last week I teased a basically completed column about something I’ve been waiting to talk about for weeks. I know everyone is just itching to know what it is and I hope I’m not doing a Phantom Menace type buildup to it, but it’s gonna have to wait one more week. Maybe I’ll do a
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I keep watching. I’m there every week. The previews look good, and I get a little excited. The interest is piqued enough that when the show is over, it’s enough of a fall that I’m almost disappointed. And it hurts me to say that because I really want to like, no love, this show. I
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There’s a card in Cards Against Humanity that says “Harry Potter erotica”, and every time I’ve seen that card played there’s inevitably someone in the group that says, “Wait. Is that a real thing?” To be fair, in a deck that includes things like “Pac Man uncontrollably guzzling cum”, it’s a reasonable question, but it
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If you haven’t seen at least one commercial featuring a Lego Batman cracking wise to any number of other Lego characters, you either live under a rock or do something else with your free time other than watch television (damn you, productive people, damn you to hell!). However, if you are like most Americans, nerds,
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