Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtles 5: The Newest Not Really A Movie Movie

Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtles is back to discuss Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie, a straight to Netflix “movie” that is basically Brian Yuzna’s Society meets Terminator but with none of the fun or interesting or awesome bits. Will Leonardo finally become the leader? Why is Haley Joel Osment voicing a Kyle Reese version of Casey Jones? Did the Krang have to be the stuff of nightmares? This is not for children. It’s not even really for adults. It’s for no one. It’s nothing. Blessedly, the “movie” marks the end of this wretched installment of the franchise. Also: Rotten Tomatoes: threat or menace?

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