Do not watch this episode if you hate spiders like a little girl hates spiders. Do listen as Ronnie and Jazz try to make sense of the latest episode of Criminal Minds: Evolution, which does end with Evan Delray and a slightly more important character SHOT IN THE PARKING GARAGE LIKE DOGS. “…All The Devils
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This week on The Minds, somebody is burying people in coffins and allowing them a phone call before they reach their demise. There’s also some relationship drama betwixt Tara, Rebecca and Rebecca’s ex who is the new DOJ liasion to Voit. Man, who fucking cares. Ronnie and Jazz try to.

JJ and Voit’s doctor talk at length about life, the universe and everything. All doctors are every kind of doctor, apparently. The BAU also encounter The Brutal Man (hence the episode title “The Brutal Man”), some jamoke wearing a Japanese Noh Theatre mask who murders families because he hates stickers. It’s stupid. We’re stupid for
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In a break from Criminal Minds: Evolution protocol, “I’m Fine, It’s Fine. Everything is Fine” almost tells a complete story like the good old days when the show was a bad procedural instead of a bad serialized show. Someone posing as an EMT is abducting women and taking their skin, and readers of Ronnie’s Night
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Hit the road, Will, and don’t you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more. “Time To Say Goodbye” covers Will’s funeral and everyone is very sad. Which is weird because this episode marks a blink and miss it return from none other than THW GUBE himself, Spencer Reid. Witness his 90 seconds
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