Ronnie spills his club soda and that’s about all that happens in “What Happens in Mecklinburg”, a location that does not in fact exist. There’s precious little to talk about despite a person in a pig mask, a person in a pig mask wielding a taser and relitigation of the sordid bacchanal we call college life. The end is in sight for Morgan Madness, people. It’s the penultimate one.