The title says it all: “Hell’s Kitchen” is about a tollbooth vampire who runs a tollbooth when he’s not out vampiring. We’ve done a lot of dumb Criminal Minds episodes, but this is definitely top 3, alongside the autistic kid one and the sinkhole one. Ratboy from Sons of Anarchy transforms into BATBOY. Ronnie and Jazz nearly lose their minds with this one. It’s a good podcast, that much can be assured. Almost makes you forget that Reid is still in prison, still battling the forces of Niles, Frasier, Calvin Shaw and the slowness of the criminal justice system.