Criminal Minds would be an unkillable monster if it were not guaranteed to be ending this month. It certainly feels that way, as we’re dealt another double header. In “Date Night”, Cat Adams (meow!) returns to bedevil Reid, whereas “Rusty” is about a guy in a goat costume telling a dude to decapitate people. It’s all so stupid and this podcast is over two hours long. Buckle in, folks.