What the hell is “Spectator Slowing”? It’s the newest Criminal Minds, but the phrase is nonsense. We thought it was “Spectator SHOWING”, but it’s not. Anyway, the BAU must stop a mad bomber who sends people photos of their own home along with the bomb. Also, Simmons is at home taking care of his shitty kids. Will his kids be the recipient of a bomb? No. But it’d be cool if that happened. Ronnie and Jazz go over the intricacies of purchasing a corpse and explore the likely polyamorous relationship between the Simmonses and Alvez. It’s…definitely another Criminal Minds!