“Dust and Bones” is a Season 13 episode about snake people. Well, snake person. She’s on a rampage and it’s up to the BAU to stop her. Meanwhile, Luke Alvez reconnects with his estranged-ish crippled friend Phil “The Brick” Brooks. You’ll be surprised how Alvez bridges their gap. Besides that, it’s business as usual at
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Out of Chicago, the Deliver The Profile boys hit up Long Island as a blast from David Rossi’s past threatens to, well, not do much of anything. It’s really a metaphor about not letting yourself let hot pieces get away. It’s actually one of the better Criminal Minds we’ve ever covered, because the BAU fails
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The boys’ trip to Chicago concludes in a weird episode about an unsub killing at the behest of an Internet radio show. Hey, we don’t write this shit. Potentially more interesting is a subplot in which Rossi meets with his third ex-wife because she wants him to attend his daughter’s wedding. The thing is, the
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Ronnie and Jazz go to the movies, and this time it’s the abominable locust themed film Jurassic World Dominion. To quote William Hurt in A History of Violence, “HOWWWW do you fuck THAT up?”, that referring to a movie about dinosaurs in an uneasy coexistence with humans? Listen to the podcast to find out!
“Where’s Hotch?” is over, so the boys are taking a two part trip to Chicago baby, Chi-ca-go. In “The Return”, children are being recruited by some sort of boogerman to commit violent crimes against the police. This is stupid for a number of reasons, as Ronnie and Jazz will point out in the podcast, but
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