“Distress” time: Holt McCallany has gone native and it’s up to the inteprid profilers of Criminal Minds to stop him before he kills again. Ronnie and Jazz discuss Black Hawk Down, the crime rate in Houston, and how annoying Reid’s drug arc is. “Distress” caps off our Season 2 sojourn; hope you survived the experience!
Criminal Minds covers race relations…or do they? “Fear and Loathing” feints at that but instead is about how men will lure women into being murdered with promises of music stardom. Also, Reid continues to deal with his onset of drug addiction, bringing to mind that season of 24 where Jack was hooked on heroin or
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The Deliver The Profile boys are back in 2026 to cover Season 2’s “Revelations”, which obviously is part 2 to “The Big Game”‘s part 1. James Van Der Beek has Reid captive and the kid’s having tragic backstory-relevant flashbacks amidst the torture. JJ freaks out on Morgan, Prentiss is a cool cucumber and Hotch definitely
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It’s “The Big Game”, because for legal reasons CBS cannot call it the Super Bowl. We can though, so fuck it. After the Super Bowl, a couple is murdered for having too many possessions. The culprit is someone named Raphael, meaning either an archangel or a ninja turtle is committing heinous crimes. This episode also
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1X13 “YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL” Ronnie: This is an important episode, which seems absurd to say when the logline is Night Man impersonates a wrestler to prove another wrestler didn’t commit a murder. But it is, because “You Are Too Beautiful” was written by Steve Englehart, creator of the Night Man comic book. Steve Englehart
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