Send in the clowns! Yes, Virginia, Criminal Minds did a fucking clown episode, and it’s spectacular. Or stupid. One of those. A clown is killing men and leaving the kids alone, reversing the Pennywise paradigm popularized in Stephen King’s child pornography book. What results is a cautionary tale about the death of the American Dream as it pertains to clowning. “The Capilanos” is a load of Italian nonsense, 40 minutes of two brothers who have to resort to crime because they’ve been blacklisted from the world of carnivals, circuses, rodeos and birthday parties. Matthew Gray Gubler directs, because why wouldn’t he. Ronnie and Jazz try to make sense of it all as the countdown to Season 17 trudges on.