Beth: Welcome to the Blue Collar Cannibal’s Antler House Kip: This guy is the most prolific Deer murderer the Agency has ever seen. Kip: Hey way to murder that dude in his kitchen! YOU THE MAN, Prof! Kip: Will, I am the cool psychologist! What Jack doesn’t know won’t hurt him. You can
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There’s a card in Cards Against Humanity that says “Harry Potter erotica”, and every time I’ve seen that card played there’s inevitably someone in the group that says, “Wait. Is that a real thing?” To be fair, in a deck that includes things like “Pac Man uncontrollably guzzling cum”, it’s a reasonable question, but it
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Kip: Wash me like one of your french dogs. Kip: Romantic face touch, I ship these two. Kip: Do you ever get the feeling a forensic psychopath killer is watching you sleep? Kip: If a dude says you remind him of a mongoose he murdered and ate someone. Beth: Or it’s true Love. Possibly both.
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If you haven’t seen at least one commercial featuring a Lego Batman cracking wise to any number of other Lego characters, you either live under a rock or do something else with your free time other than watch television (damn you, productive people, damn you to hell!). However, if you are like most Americans, nerds,
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I’m celebrating an important milestone with the Rhymes With Nerdy page- 3 and a half weeks! Woo-hoo! Celebrate, good times, c’mon! I’ve written four little ditties for this page so far (three published, but I know you’re salivating for the next), and I’m using the Super Bowl as an excuse to write an Ultra Mega
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