Mwah! It’s the Valentine’s Day episode of Deliver The Profile and that means more women getting murdered for the sin of being women interested in sexual activity! We trek to the exotic location of Madison, Wisconsin to find low-risk women (not whores) dead from choking. Is it an unsub, a popular new “novel” or both? Along the way, Ronnie and Jazz explain why Power Rangers’ Lord Zedd looks like that, the benefits of Northern Wisconsin, and question what the Hmong people are. Ronnie’s birthday is coming up, why not buy him a copy of Gran Torino?