It’s time to die, or more accurately time to do an episode of everyone’s least favorite spinoff, Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders! This one takes us to Egypt, and wouldn’t you know it, there are camels, pyramids and the Sphinx. And gays! “Denial” raises so many questions. Why the fuck are they assaulting viewers with an unnecessary Garcia appearance? Does every unsub on this show have to commit suicide? Who let the jamoke who wrote the New 52 Suicide Squad have a network television job? Plus: Ronnie and Jazz pitch a TV show.