Deliver the Profile is back to talk about the second ever episode of Criminal Minds, primarily to determine whether or not Gideon got shot after the pilot’s cliffhanger. Spoilers: he’s not. But there’s all sorts of things of importance and merit here, such as the introduction of JJ (she was ALWAYS superfluous), a Nine Inch Nails song and Gideon unleashing his insult power to foil another unsub. The main story takes place at Terry Bradshaw’s college and concerns someone starting fires. That’s about the only way you could make Arizona hotter, right folks?