You know it’s a rough episode of Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior when the boys are unfavorably comparing it to The Following! “Lonely Heart” takes us to Ohio, California, wherein a serial killer is getting someone to murder for him from behind bars and that someone is a SHEsomeone. That’s all there is to it, so don’t be surprised about the free-ranging discussion of topics as diverse as Red Shoe Diaries being a pyramid scheme and Jeff Goldblum being the only way for Ronnie to go to a hotel room with a complete stranger. It turns out buying the series DVD doesn’t make it better, but why would it?