This episode is late, yes, but considering both hosts’ laptops are in various stages of death it is lucky there is an episode at all. “Somebody’s Watching” posits what if Amber Heard wanted to fuck Spencer Reid. Look, she married Johnny Depp, she clearly has some bad luck with men. (There will be no abuse jokes.) Heard plays a starlet whose stalker is killing people to improve her career, and the team must jetset from Southern California where the show is filmed to Southern California where the episode is set. This is way back in Season 1, so expect to hear about Gideon freaking out when a lesbian hits on him. All that and more awaits your ears.