Welcome to Ronnie Ookdocki’s Simian Cinema (credit to Kitty Quitmeyer for coming up with the good part of the name, while I’m responsible for the ‘ook’ bit). I am simultaneously amazed and fearful of apes and monkeys; they’re like us, but they’re so strong most of them will rip you apart if they get sick
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Here’s a list of professional athletes that could be easily be a Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings character. The list was originally around 500. I narrowed it down, with some help from fellow writers J.P. Behrens and Heather Lin, to a reasonable amount. Enjoy! National Hockey League: 2. Torey Krug, Boston Bruins
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Did You Know?: Ice-T delivers all of his dialogue in French and therefore the voice actor Kevin Michael Richardson must come in every week to dub scenes into English. Although it is neither Halloween nor All Saints Day (aka grandmadocki’s 100th birthday were she still alive), I wanted a seasonal installment of this franchise to
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There’s no surer sign that it’s going to be a bad movie than if Tom Arnold is billed. Maybe if b-roll accidentally catches him it could still be good, but when you’re intentionally asking him to perform, putting his name in the credits, plastering his fat face on the box, it’s fucked. Now, I’m sure
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Note: I drew a picture for you One of the downsides of SVU being the last Law & Order show on the air is that crossovers don’t happen much anymore. Yeah, there was that terrible five minutes where Ice-T and Rollins showed up in Chicago PD, but back in the good old days there’d be
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