Tatum O’Neal guest stars on this very special episode of Criminal Minds on this very routine episode of Deliver The Profile. “Assistance is Futile” takes the subversive tack of having a suspect’s mother come in out of the blue to tell the team her son’s the Bonecrusher they’re looking for. Reid is still in prison,
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Ronnie and Jazz take a break from Reid in Prison to do a random Season 8 episode that isn’t very good. Someone is abducting nannies, raping and burning them with cigarettes. There’s a survivor but she won’t help the BAU, so it’s up to them to badger her into cooperating. Our heroes, ladies and gentlemen.
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Criminal Minds takes on the incel epidemic with “Alpha Male”. Someone is tossing acid in the faces of pretty people and it’s up to CBS’ pretty people to stop it. Meanwhile, Reid is still in jail and finds a new friend in Oz’s Augustus Hill, because Reid is the most credulous motherfucker on the planet.
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Deliver The Profile’s 2 month hiatus has ended…with a movie episode? Yes, Ronnie and Jazz are back to the movies, and what better choice than what amounts to a 93 minute Criminal Minds episode with slightly more gore? This of course refers to Spiral: From The Book of Saw, which contains no book of Saw
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It’s a brand new story arc and that means for the first time there’s a NEW THEME! Yes, Deliver The Profile is finally covering the interminable Reid in Prison arc. How many rape jokes will there be? Too many. As for the episode itself, it’s about a guy who controls cars to hit people. Hence
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