The team grapples with the most wily foe of all: the backdoor pilot, with Season 5’s “The Fight”! Why is Forest Whitaker so much better than everyone else? Does Constantine ever shut the fuck up about his sniper skills? Are Oakland’s millionaires San Francisco’s bums? All these questions and more are answered by Ronnie and
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What happens when Ronnie’s laptop stops working? Deliver The Profile goes on an unintentional hiatus. But now Ronnie and Jazz are back and Ronnie’s laptop is quiet as a church mouse. In their sights today is Season 3’s “Limelight”, which involves an electrician and bondage magazines as well as a guest appearance by a cast
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It’s 2016 but Ronnie and Jazz are still reviewing the same old shit with Season 2’s “Legacy”! Witness Jason Gideon shove Charlie Chaplin down our throats and then witness the barren wasteland that is Kansas City as the BAU tries to solve what happened to the homeless of KC. Clearly they were put on a
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Ronnie and Jazz investigate “Sex, Birth, Death”, which raises the question: can people with murder fantasies prevent themselves from murdering? Yes, moral quandaries once existed on Criminal Minds, and it’s freaking the hell out of our hosts. Also, the boys discuss Stan Lee’s true calling, why Jazz didn’t graduate college and open their Christmas presents.
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A power outage delayed this episode, so it’s now the Deliver The Profile Boxing Day Spectacular! Join Ronnie and Jazz as they discover what a “good” Criminal Minds episode looks like in their first dip into the Mandy Patinkin Years. Why did Garcia threaten Reid with prison rape? Who the hell is Elle? Is Gideon
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