Deliver the Profile – Episode 3: Hunks

Ronnie and Jazz discuss a Season 5 episode of Criminal Minds, “Parasite”, which shows the pitfalls of investing your money; the man or tapeworm you give your money to may be crazy. Along the way, they discuss Night Man, Goosebumps and why they care about their Jewish listenership but not their St. Louis Cardinals fan
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Deliver the Profile Episode 2: Jenna Elfman

In this episode, Ronnie and Jazz take on an unsub who takes peoples’ eyes out with a melon baller. But this is more a jumping off point from which they discuss Killer Croc’s penis, the Buddhist afterlife, Gremlins, and a potential Criminal TeenMinds spinoff. Also: Ronnie and Jazz’s recording session is interloped by a neighbor’s
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Deliver the Profile – Episode 1: Glory Holes

In the inaugural episode of Deliver The Profile, the world’s only Criminal Minds podcast, Ronnie and Jazz take a look at Season 4’s “Paradise”, an episode of television that posits that you cannot trust motels in rural Nevada, or cast members of Star Trek: The Next Generation, or free breakfasts, or anything outside your comfort
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