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Deliver The Profile Episode 31: Mackalope

Ronnie and Jazz go old school with Season 1’s “Plain Sight”! It’s about a rapist who glues women’s eyes open, so of course it’s a lighthearted jaunt. Will the hosts remember the brunette lady’s name? Why, four episodes into the series run, did Criminal Minds decide to do a birthday episode? At least San Diego
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Deliver The Profile Episode 29: Thai Sabretooth

Jazz is drinking, Ronnie isn’t, Jazz is angry, Ronnie is subdued. It’s not Bizarro Day, it’s the boys’ first effort at reviewing Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders! The pilot, “The Harmful One”, takes the IRT (who cares what it stands for) to Thailand, and it’s a race to see who’s more ignorant about the locale, the
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Deliver The Profile Episode 28: Slumber Behavior

[yawn] Sorry, but if you saw “See No Evil”, the third episode of Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, you’d understand. In a much shorter episode than usual, Ronnie and Jazz try to talk about anything other than the episode. They discuss the latest casting news for Criminal Minds Season 12, how to ruin David Caruso’s life
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Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtles 1: Out of the Closet

In the inaugural episode of the whenever-they-feel-like-it spinoff podcast to Deliver The Profile, Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtles, Ronnie and Jazz are reeling from the experience of spending money to see TMNT 2: Out of the Shadows. Why the fuck is the Falcon a thing? Does Michelangelo really need to be of sub-normal intelligence? Is this for
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