Deliver The Profile Episode 155: Unkillable Monster

Criminal Minds would be an unkillable monster if it were not guaranteed to be ending this month. It certainly feels that way, as we’re dealt another double header. In “Date Night”, Cat Adams (meow!) returns to bedevil Reid, whereas “Rusty” is about a guy in a goat costume telling a dude to decapitate people. It’s
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Deliver The Profile Episode 154: King Kill 33º

Ronnie and Jazz recorded this during “The Big Game”, the sporting event they’re not allowed to actually name. Watching that would’ve been preferable to seeing “Ghost”, the halfway point for this final season of Criminal Minds and a story about a nobody copycatting a classic unsub in order to kidnap two FBI agents who don’t
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Deliver The Profile Episode 153: Breaking The Same Old Ground

Ronnie and Jazz really didn’t care for this one, despite the fact that it was a change of pace, despite the fact that Paul F. Tompkins was in it. “Saturday” is the BAU’s Saturday, in which the characters are not on a case and instead go about their stupid personal lives. Reid meets a girl!
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Deliver The Profile Episode 152: Ka-Boom Ka-Boom

What the hell is “Spectator Slowing”? It’s the newest Criminal Minds, but the phrase is nonsense. We thought it was “Spectator SHOWING”, but it’s not. Anyway, the BAU must stop a mad bomber who sends people photos of their own home along with the bomb. Also, Simmons is at home taking care of his shitty
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