Deliver The Profile Episode 104: Robbies, Burgies, Stealies, and Thefties

Business as UNUSUAL at Deliver The Profile headquarters with this episode, since “Psychodrama” contains elements that are a relative rarity. It has the original cast (that means Jason Gideon and Elle What’s Her Name) and the unsub commits robbery and sexual assault, two things that are not too often seen on Criminal Minds. The unsub
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Deliver The Profile Episode 103: Let’s Go Plane Time Soon

It’s a truth self-evident that ride sharing services such as Uber and Lyft exist only to rape and kill. (And that’s just what they do to their employees/independent contractors/jail cover! Womp womp.) Criminal Minds puts that into practice with “Drive”, a Season 11 yawner in which a driver is killing people. Or is he merely
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Deliver The Profile Episode 102: Jamie Kennedy Returns

The Brewers lost to the fucking Dodgers and life is meaningless. But you don’t care about that, do you? You care about the new episode of DELIVER THE PROFILE! This time it’s an entry into uncharted waters: Season 13! Who are all these new people? Why did Paget Brewster get replaced by a pod person?
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Deliver The Profile Episode 101: Home Improvement

It’s back to normal for Deliver The Profile, as Ronnie and Jazz discuss “Closing Time”, a boring episode of vanilla CM that doesn’t even have the courtesy to use either the Semisonic song or even the instrumental off Tom Waits’ album of same name. Boring normalcy is the point, though, as “Closing Time” is a
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