“Scream”! Everybody “Scream”! That’s the episode the podcast is covering today, and it’s…[sigh]… about a guy who is trying to record the perfect scream. That’s not all: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s daughter/niece is meeting boys online, but more importantly JLH’s husband is played by GREG GRUNBERG. Greg Grunberg? Greg Grunberg. Okay, sure, whatever.

The election may be over (or is it?), but Deliver The Profile’s work has just begun. (In fact, there’s probably enough CM episodes left over for four more years of podcasting.) This week’s episode takes on “Rock Creek Park”, a political-ish episode about a congressman’s wife’s kidnapping. Throughout the endeavor we learn more of Reid’s
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In this episode, Ronnie and Jazz discuss Season 5’s “The Uncanny Valley”, one about a woman turning women into living dolls. But mainly it’s an excuse to talk about Star Wars’ own Jonathan Frakes, who makes an appearance in the show. And what an appearance it is! Beam me up, Scotty, am I right? The
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Wedding season comes to Criminal Minds and the participants are who you least expect! Actually, that’s a lie. But there’s a lot of other things happening in this episode, “Run”, such as Prentiss’ departure, J.J. being a viking ninja cowboy over the fate of her son, a secret unsub, and more wealth porn courtesy of
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It’s time to see Prentiss depart for the second time as Deliver The Profile covers the first part of the Season 7 finale, “Hit”. Why pattern the robbers after the fucking Royal Flush Gang? Are we supposed to care about the fate of J.J.’s boyfriend? The Prentiss Interpol bullshit is still stupid. Ronnie and Jazz
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