Deliver The Profile Episode 28: Slumber Behavior

[yawn] Sorry, but if you saw “See No Evil”, the third episode of Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior, you’d understand. In a much shorter episode than usual, Ronnie and Jazz try to talk about anything other than the episode. They discuss the latest casting news for Criminal Minds Season 12, how to ruin David Caruso’s life
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Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtles 1: Out of the Closet

In the inaugural episode of the whenever-they-feel-like-it spinoff podcast to Deliver The Profile, Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtles, Ronnie and Jazz are reeling from the experience of spending money to see TMNT 2: Out of the Shadows. Why the fuck is the Falcon a thing? Does Michelangelo really need to be of sub-normal intelligence? Is this for
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Deliver The Profile Episode 26: Buy Her Book Goddamnit

Jazz is dead or fired or something like that, but it’s time to move on, not mourn. It’s either what he would have or would not have wanted, and those are some good odds. That’s why Ronnie welcomes guest host Rhymes with Nerdy grand poobah Beth Auron (author of Longbourn’s Songbird) into the mix. As
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Deliver The Profile Episode 25: We Are 25

It’s the 25th episode, and Ronnie and Jazz are waxing nostalgic with the first ep of Crim Ronnie ever saw, Season 4’s “Cold Comfort”! Why does Rossi hate psychics so much? Was setting this in Olympia a deliberate effort to prevent Frasier jokes? How big is the Olympia necrophile underground? And how doesn’t someone slap
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Deliver The Profile Episode 24: Baby With A Gun

Ronnie and Jazz finally have something to talk about in Season 3’s “About Face”, the episode of Criminal Minds that introduces Joe Mantegna into the mix! The boys discuss what makes him a different animal from Mandy Patinkin and comb through his filmography to determine why he might have chosen the relaxing 9 to 5
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