The Brewers lost to the fucking Dodgers and life is meaningless. But you don’t care about that, do you? You care about the new episode of DELIVER THE PROFILE! This time it’s an entry into uncharted waters: Season 13! Who are all these new people? Why did Paget Brewster get replaced by a pod person?
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It’s back to normal for Deliver The Profile, as Ronnie and Jazz discuss “Closing Time”, a boring episode of vanilla CM that doesn’t even have the courtesy to use either the Semisonic song or even the instrumental off Tom Waits’ album of same name. Boring normalcy is the point, though, as “Closing Time” is a
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Here it is! After nearly three years, Deliver The Profile (your ONLY Criminal Minds podcast) hits 100 episodes! Except we also did episodes that didn’t count in the official numbering. Forget those! It’s NUMBER ONE HUNDRED, BABY! We’re hoping the milestone distracts from the fact that it’s an episode of the Jack Garrett Imperialism Power
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It’s a sign that this episode of Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior isn’t very interesting (besides it BEING an episode of Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior) when Ronnie spends a good portion of the 80 minutes just recapping movies he’s seen recently, such as Bringing Down the House and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. “Nighthawk” is about a
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Think of this as saving the best for last: “It Takes A Village”, the finale to the Doyle saga, premiered in the fall much like this episode of Deliver the Profile. Ronnie and Jazz discuss cast changes, the stupid retcons to Prentiss’ backstory, the sense of anti-climax and how the BAU is seriously corrupt. Feel
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