Deliver The Profile Episode 23: Steve

You know it’s a rough episode of Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior when the boys are unfavorably comparing it to The Following! “Lonely Heart” takes us to Ohio, California, wherein a serial killer is getting someone to murder for him from behind bars and that someone is a SHEsomeone. That’s all there is to it, so
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Deliver The Profile Episode 22: We Just Met You, And This Is Crazy

We don’t want to spoil the surprise in this episode, so all we’ll say is that Criminal Minds goes to Alaska, which looks a lot like California, and Garcia is more annoying than usual in “Exit Wounds”. Those who are filling out their Criminal Minds episode maps, remember that they’ve not gone to Hawaii, nor
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Deliver The Profile Episode 21: CRWN

It’s Deliver The Profile’s customary Halloween episode, recorded and aired in April as usual! “The Good Earth” has a woman using men as fertilizer, which sounds like an EC Comics story that no one remembers for good reason. It’s forgettable enough that this is a more unwieldy episode than usual. Granted, these descriptions say that
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Deliver The Profile Episode 19: Barbados Slim

Ronnie and Jazz struggle through the worst episode yet, “Beyond Borders”, which exists solely to provide a basis for Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders! Why do the writers know as much about Barbados as this show’s hosts do? Why did Anna Gunn ever think this was a good idea? Do the Criminal Minds crew HAVE to
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