Note: I’m single, ladies. Special Victims Unit often likes to take complex issues with no easy answer and turn them into garbage. Why not? There’s nothing saying the show has to be good; it just has to satisfy the war criminals at General Electric. As long as the ratings remain tolerable, which in the Frank’s
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Cool hot pocket diets, funny names, space monkeys in space, Jessica Alba: the musical, honest interviews, and so much more that your head will spin in a bad way!
I originally meant to write about the 1985 creature feature Ghoulies, which answered the question on America’s lips at the time: “what if Gremlins looked like garbage?” and serves as the screen debut for Mariska Hargitay. It’s terrible, a “horror-comedy” that instead means “cheap looking and irritating”. Then life interceded in a manner I thought
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NOTE: This column was written in front of a comatose studio audience. After enough seasons of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, one’s interest in the characters calcifies to either indifference or outright hate. Munch and Ice-T don’t grate because they rarely have anything to do; likewise with Cragen and Dr. Huang. They function to
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Molly and I dig in to Doctor Who’s 8th Series and dish on Peter Capaldi, Jenna Coleman, and Samuel Anderson as the enigmatic Danny Pink. Don’t forget to check out Lost In Asgard!