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Deliver the Profile – Episode 35 – There’s No Place Like Home

Beth — Mon, 15 Aug 2016 16:50:03 +0000

G.g. joins Ronnie to lend his Kansas-based expertise as they discuss Season 7 Episode 7: There’s No Place Like Home, aka Attack of the Killer Tornado.

Deliver the Profile – Episode 9: RoboCop

Beth — Thu, 10 Dec 2015 16:36:04 +0000

Ronnie and Jazz fulfill a promise and cover “Penelope”, part two of a crossover that involves the show’s least likable character getting shot and not dying. This one’s tangent heavy as the boys struggle to mount an effort to care when there’s no profile delivered and an unsub already established last time (as Longmire!). Is Hotch a RoboCop? How funny can a Neo-Nazi MAD Magazine be? What if Criminal Minds had time travel? These queries and more are broached in the newest Deliver The Profile.

Deliver the Profile – Episode 8: The Lost Episode

Beth — Wed, 02 Dec 2015 17:03:06 +0000

It took three attempts over a series of weeks, but finally Ronnie and Jazz have covered Season 3’s “Lucky”! It’s about Fat Jamie Kennedy becoming less fat and also a cannibal, while Morgan struggles with religion over in Who Gives A Shit Ville. The frustration of having to watch the episode multiple times to refresh memories leaves the boys more tangential and frustrated than usual, as talk routinely devolves into talking about the “original Joey” of Friends, a guy who stupidly gave himself Wolverine claws, and why parrots are known as nature’s negotiators. Plus: a guest appearance by none other than Homer Simpson.

Deliver the Profile – Episode 7: Saki/Sake

Beth — Thu, 26 Nov 2015 01:25:02 +0000

Ronnie and Jazz take a step towards the modern day with a Season 10 episode, “Burn”! (Or “Burned”, it doesn’t matter.) Garcia goes to Texas to see an execution and the gang finds themselves dealing with another unsub obsessed with Dante. Just what does Gavin Rossdale have on the crew of Criminal Minds? Otherwise, the duo discuss Ninja Turtles, Nicholas Brendon’s legal troubles, and fuck up a reference to the classic film The Boy Next Door. Give us a break, our real time fact checker was on vacation. And doesn’t exist.

Deliver the Profile – Episode 6: Thomas Hempe

Beth — Thu, 19 Nov 2015 16:08:49 +0000

It’s hobo time as Ronnie and Jazz talk about Season 4’s “Catching Out”! They learn a lot about hobo culture, like what signs mean gullible cat ladies and which mean trouble. Also: J.J. is pregnant, and that continues to be her sole characteristic! Have you ever wanted to see Greg of Dharma and Greg fame dress down a black man? Here’s your chance. It doesn’t come every day. Finally: what’s the best means to capture Jesus? A butterfly net appears to be a must.

Deliver the Profile – Episode 5: Viper

Beth — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 17:29:50 +0000

This week Ronnie and Jazz take on pick up artists and general creeps with Season 4’s “52 Pickup”. In Hotlanta, Georgia, some guy is disemboweling women and making them clean up the mess before they expire. Is he an OCD head? No, he’s another kind of monster, one that requires the FBI to team up with the sleaziest character who hasn’t been in pornography before in order to find him. The hosts talk about the documentary Zoo (again) and alienate more existing and potential listeners. Also, what happens if you put Thomas Gibson in a gerbil cage?

Deliver the Profile – Episode 4: Zoo

Beth — Mon, 02 Nov 2015 18:02:43 +0000

Happy Halloween, everybody! For the spookiest date of the year, Ronnie and Jazz take on one of the scariest things to ever grace television: Gavin Rossdale in Season 5’s “The Performer”! The BAU travels to Los Angeles, the Windy City itself, to stake out a vampire who may or may not have been in Bush. Along the way, the hosts discuss the CBS show Zoo (which they’ve never seen), bad precinct coffee and the travails of Ronnie’s dating life.

Deliver the Profile – Episode 3: Hunks

Beth — Sun, 25 Oct 2015 17:52:45 +0000

Ronnie and Jazz discuss a Season 5 episode of Criminal Minds, “Parasite”, which shows the pitfalls of investing your money; the man or tapeworm you give your money to may be crazy. Along the way, they discuss Night Man, Goosebumps and why they care about their Jewish listenership but not their St. Louis Cardinals fan
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Deliver the Profile Episode 2: Jenna Elfman

Beth — Fri, 16 Oct 2015 03:32:54 +0000

In this episode, Ronnie and Jazz take on an unsub who takes peoples’ eyes out with a melon baller. But this is more a jumping off point from which they discuss Killer Croc’s penis, the Buddhist afterlife, Gremlins, and a potential Criminal TeenMinds spinoff. Also: Ronnie and Jazz’s recording session is interloped by a neighbor’s
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