Beth: DAT BONNET

Lee: HOOP SKIRTS GALORE

Chrissy: Can I have some Hats with my Hats?

 Beth: hahaha why is there not a ladies carriage race in every version?!?

Chrissy: right?!?! I would fall out at that speed.

Beth: yesss quadrilles

Lee: Pornstache alert

Beth: he just bowed right over her cleavage…which is in line with Wickham, actually.

Chrissy: New Drinking game! Drink every time he bows into her cleavage!

Beth: Caroline brought the disco

Sarah: Gimmie that sparkly cape!

 Beth: Oh man so much hot cravat action

Sarah: Ginger Bingley 4ever

Beth: Too bad Charlotte Lucas is SUCH A HAG

Lee: Silly girl, no turtle soup until he puts a ring on it!

Chrissy: Why are their parents always trying to kill them?

 Beth: Thank god Jane remembered her enormous bonnet

Sarah: SICK BONNETS FOR EVERYONE

Beth: Do you mind I’m trying to read

Lee: *flips page furiously*

Beth: She’s gonna garrote him with that harp string.

Lee: WANT THAT SWINGSET

Beth: Mansplaining

Lee: Lizzy you sassy lady, you know just how to handle those arrows

Beth: He’s going to give her the bullseye if you know what I mean

 Lee: Mary, give the other girls a chance to caterwaul

 Lee: I think Puddingface totally wants to dance with you

Beth: Lizzy’s exuberance for Bows is impressive

Lee: “oh pish posh we can definitely fit another bow on this”

 Sarah: I thought this was good news so I opened it…

Beth: I can’t believe that HAG Charlotte Lucas got a husband!

Lee: Pantaloons!

Beth: Is there an anecdote about closets in this version?

Lee: seriously this is SO MANY LAYERS OF DRESS

Beth: discourages relations

Beth: Why the long face? (I’m sorry)

Lee: Because Puddingface

 Everyone: KILTS!!!

Beth: Oh come on I need Colonel Fitzwilliam to be a hottie

Beth: The smaller the hairbow the more homely the lady

 Lee: Are the hats getting bigger?

Beth: Oh the polka dots own my heart

 Beth: The Hustler Regency…Caroline that felt is coming out of your pin money

 Lee: OMG THE HAT IS ALIVE

Chrissy: Everything got bigger!

Beth: The Hat That Ate Meryton

Beth: I need a bronze deer for my yard

Lee: make sure you put it down right in the forefront of every pic

Beth: Yeah if I’m paying for it I’m getting my money’s worth

Beth: MACKING!

Lee: She hit the note! That’s all folks!