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Deliver The Profile Episode 355: Party Dink

Ronnie Gardocki — Wed, 29 Apr 2026 22:29:17 +0000

This week Ronnie and Jazz have some sad news about a beloved cast member of Criminal Minds, some sad news about the continued existence of Criminal Minds: Evolution, and some sad news about the episode “Compromising Positions”, mainly that it sucks. It’s about swingers and for that reason numbers among the grossest of Criminal Minds episodes.

Deliver The Profile Episode 354: Way of the Road

Ronnie Gardocki — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:34:58 +0000

Ronnie and Jazz deal with truckers, truck stops and the way of the road in “The Bond”, a show about a serial killer who lives to please his mother. Don’t think it’s too much like Psycho; it’s not because Psycho is great and this sucks. Starring Bullseye from the Daredevil show and Veronica Cartwright, “The Bond” asks the pivotal question: would you kill your girlfriend if your mom said so? The answer will not surprise you.

Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Ronnie Gardocki — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:44:14 +0000

Here’s your fucking slop about slop. Enjoy it.

Deliver The Profile Episode 352: Hondo No!

Ronnie Gardocki — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 18:17:29 +0000

As a vacation from ourselves, the boys at Deliver The Profile dispense with Criminal Minds for the week in favor of an episode of S.W.A.T., the CBS procedural starring Criminal Minds muscle man Shemar Moore. “Never Again” has the team trying to foil jewel heists with a twist that you will not see coming unless you’ve been huffing the same freon the writers room has. Also, Chris the bisexual S.W.A.T.ter is offered a spot in a poly relationship. Remember: every S.W.A.T. is the most insane episode of S.W.A.T.

Deliver The Profile Episode 351: Dirty Deputies

Ronnie Gardocki — Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:39:26 +0000

In “Demons”, Season 9 comes to a close and so does Jeanne Tripplehorn’s character. The Bible Pimp is getting away, Reid has been shot, a conspiracy is afoot. Who is the unsub, really? Find all that and more in this episode of Deliver The Profile, delivered directly to you, the listener.

Deliver The Profile Episode 350: The Bible Pimp

Ronnie Gardocki — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:16:04 +0000

The show celebrates its 350th episode in style with “Angels”, a Season 9 two-parter that closes that season. Who is the culprit behind these prostitute murders? Is it a fake preacher or some real sheriff’s deputies? Perhaps it could be both. The boys try to reason their way through what is some pretty egregious nonsense.

Deliver The Profile Episode 349: Jaystalking

Ronnie Gardocki — Sat, 28 Feb 2026 23:43:49 +0000

How do you make a sexual slavery Ariel Castro story compelling and, uh, not gross? You hire Daniel Roebuck and remind Ronnie and Jazz of that time he portrayed Jay Leno in The Late Shift. “Hostage” is basically what would happen if instead of holding late night television hostage Leno did it to three girls. Ronnie kept kicking this one down the schedule but Criminal Minds should’ve just led with “unsub Jay Leno”.

Deliver The Profile Episode 348: Bee Boy

Ronnie Gardocki — Tue, 17 Feb 2026 18:43:53 +0000

Criminal Minds throws us a curveball with “The Edge of Winter”, a format bender that mostly takes place in flashbacks. That doesn’t make the episode good, of course, just different. Morgan and the gang try to prep a witness for an upcoming court case; already this is an outlier because in 85% of cases the team just shoots the unsub before anyone can go to trial. Does the witness know more than she’s saying? Look, this show isn’t difficult to predict. This show delivers the twist in the narrative like it does everything else: poorly. Join Ronnie and Jazz as they embark on, I guess, Sexual Slavery Month. Ooh, that doesn’t sound right now does it.

Deliver The Profile Episode 347: Amityville Jackhammer

Ronnie Gardocki — Mon, 09 Feb 2026 12:12:36 +0000

“Distress” time: Holt McCallany has gone native and it’s up to the inteprid profilers of Criminal Minds to stop him before he kills again. Ronnie and Jazz discuss Black Hawk Down, the crime rate in Houston, and how annoying Reid’s drug arc is. “Distress” caps off our Season 2 sojourn; hope you survived the experience!

Deliver The Profile Episode 346: It Ain’t Easy Being White

Ronnie Gardocki — Thu, 22 Jan 2026 15:19:00 +0000

Criminal Minds covers race relations…or do they? “Fear and Loathing” feints at that but instead is about how men will lure women into being murdered with promises of music stardom. Also, Reid continues to deal with his onset of drug addiction, bringing to mind that season of 24 where Jack was hooked on heroin or
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