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Deliver The Profile Episode 359: Goofus and Gallant

Ronnie Gardocki — Sat, 30 May 2026 21:19:53 +0000

Ronnie and Jazz cover the last episode until Evolution Season 4/Season 19 overall, “Birthright”. Someone is killing women in a manner reminscent of 27 year old cold cases. Could it be the same man? Sure. Or not. Listen to find out.

Deliver The Profile Episode 358: Close Up Magic Hour with Dr. Daniel Daughhetee

Ronnie Gardocki — Sat, 23 May 2026 21:35:38 +0000

Daniel Daughhetee joins Ronnie in talking about Season 9’s “Persuasion”, an episode with close up magic, hypnosis and various other things the hosts detest. Drowned bodies are showing up in…the middle of the desert? Truly the answer to this mystery is much less interesting than you’d think. Also, what’s up with Reid’s mom? Could they just not afford Jane Lynch or is something nefarious afoot? Check out the upcoming eighth season of Ronnie and Daniel’s Star Wars novel podcast, Thrawnderdome, at https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/thrawnderdome.

Deliver The Profile Episode 357: Chewing Gum and Talking Crim

Ronnie Gardocki — Mon, 18 May 2026 20:57:28 +0000

Ronnie and Jazz subject themselves to the xenophobia and hate hour, Criminal Minds; Beyond Borders! This time, “Cinderella and the Dragon” takes us to Singapore and it’s the most inaccurate episode yet. Singporans HATE this one. So do Ronnie and Jazz!

Deliver The Profile Episode 356: Way of the Road, Part 2

Ronnie Gardocki — Sat, 09 May 2026 23:06:18 +0000

Keep on Truckin’ “Month” keeps on truckin’ with “Solitary Man”, a story about a man who just wants a mother for his daughter and is willing to abduct and kill to do it. This is an uncharacteristically short episode, please forgive us, but there really isn’t that much to say about a guy who reframes
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Deliver The Profile Episode 355: Party Dink

Ronnie Gardocki — Wed, 29 Apr 2026 22:29:17 +0000

This week Ronnie and Jazz have some sad news about a beloved cast member of Criminal Minds, some sad news about the continued existence of Criminal Minds: Evolution, and some sad news about the episode “Compromising Positions”, mainly that it sucks. It’s about swingers and for that reason numbers among the grossest of Criminal Minds episodes.

Deliver The Profile Episode 354: Way of the Road

Ronnie Gardocki — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 03:34:58 +0000

Ronnie and Jazz deal with truckers, truck stops and the way of the road in “The Bond”, a show about a serial killer who lives to please his mother. Don’t think it’s too much like Psycho; it’s not because Psycho is great and this sucks. Starring Bullseye from the Daredevil show and Veronica Cartwright, “The Bond” asks the pivotal question: would you kill your girlfriend if your mom said so? The answer will not surprise you.

Deliver The Profile Kino Korner: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Ronnie Gardocki — Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:44:14 +0000

Here’s your fucking slop about slop. Enjoy it.

Deliver The Profile Episode 352: Hondo No!

Ronnie Gardocki — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 18:17:29 +0000

As a vacation from ourselves, the boys at Deliver The Profile dispense with Criminal Minds for the week in favor of an episode of S.W.A.T., the CBS procedural starring Criminal Minds muscle man Shemar Moore. “Never Again” has the team trying to foil jewel heists with a twist that you will not see coming unless you’ve been huffing the same freon the writers room has. Also, Chris the bisexual S.W.A.T.ter is offered a spot in a poly relationship. Remember: every S.W.A.T. is the most insane episode of S.W.A.T.

Deliver The Profile Episode 351: Dirty Deputies

Ronnie Gardocki — Tue, 24 Mar 2026 16:39:26 +0000

In “Demons”, Season 9 comes to a close and so does Jeanne Tripplehorn’s character. The Bible Pimp is getting away, Reid has been shot, a conspiracy is afoot. Who is the unsub, really? Find all that and more in this episode of Deliver The Profile, delivered directly to you, the listener.

Deliver The Profile Episode 350: The Bible Pimp

Ronnie Gardocki — Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:16:04 +0000

The show celebrates its 350th episode in style with “Angels”, a Season 9 two-parter that closes that season. Who is the culprit behind these prostitute murders? Is it a fake preacher or some real sheriff’s deputies? Perhaps it could be both. The boys try to reason their way through what is some pretty egregious nonsense.